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Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18196) - you deserved it (46298)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:11pm - money - by mooseknuckle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you're pathetic
get a job
ydi

#1 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:47pm by nammz

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I love how all of these people who are living in their parents' houses making fun of this guy.

#21 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:01pm by I_am_stupid_also

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