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Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (2810)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

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