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Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

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We've all been there, OP. You can take the non-stick pan to bed with you for a while, and you can wrap it in cotton wool and isolate it from the world, but the simple fact is you can't protect it forever. Soon you're going to have to let go and let it face the cruel, stabby knife-filled world alone.

#7 - On 07/27/2014 at 6:58am by Baustigt

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I bet that's what gets Gordon Ramsay's bed wet at night!

#22 - On 07/27/2014 at 7:46am by blazerman

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