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Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Let's hope she doesn't try sewing them after they don't take it back.

#2 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:13am by reesingah

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that's just crazy trying to return something you've owned for ten years!

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:11am by Federgirl

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