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Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well thats one way to get it open.

#1 - On 12/06/2013 at 6:12am by mackdeezy

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Why would anyone need to buy a $400 bottle of wine? Being a cheap ass myself I found a delicious tasting one for about $4. And sure, I get paying as much as $80 for wine... but 400? That's just a waste of money.
Remember, a higher price doesn't always means better taste.

#4 - On 12/06/2013 at 6:16am by Dilwann

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