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Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 3:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Better get to eating Op. Btw that is a ton of groceries, especially if you live by yourself

#1 - On 09/10/2013 at 6:01am by esines

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I'd scream if that happened to me. My whole day would be udderly sour, and there's a 2% chance that I'd milk it for all it's worth. I hope you were able to moove your stuff to a working refrigerator.

Sit on the cowch and hope tomorrow is a butter day. Good luck.

#15 - On 09/10/2013 at 6:34am by DocBastard

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