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Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36579) - you deserved it (9351)

On 08/25/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

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I thought Canadians were nice. FYL OP

#2 - On 08/25/2013 at 8:43pm by Lilsbills

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You are better leaving your valuables in your car...that way they will never get stolen...

#5 - On 08/25/2013 at 8:45pm by worldclassrager

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