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Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6473) - you deserved it (50547)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

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Dumbass.

#1 - On 03/11/2013 at 6:51pm by Stinkerbelle

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Looks like you owe someone a huge apology

#3 - On 03/11/2013 at 6:53pm by alwayswinning123

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