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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by whaaaaat111 - United States (Virginia)

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I'd adVisa you to tell the police the truth. They can't charge you with any crime after they Discover what she did. I'm sure you'll be Amexonerated.

#2 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:15pm by DocBastard

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Wallet looks like you just got trolled. I hope the police understood OP.

#1 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:15pm by ironichalibut

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