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Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (6098)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Time for a change. I bet you'd have more money if you didn't buy coffee everyday.

#6 - On 02/25/2013 at 12:53pm by curlstar

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Stand on the corner of the highway in torn clothes with a sign on cardboard. I give money to those people all of the time.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 12:52pm by golferman72

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