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Today, a co-worker invited me to go out for lunch with him. I politely declined, saying I had too many errands to do. The truth is that I'm just too broke. I'll be buying myself a burrito using quarters I found on the floor of my car. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by AKGrace (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Don't be ashamed of not having money.. It happens.. Just be upfront and take a rain check with your co-worker. They should understand

#1 - On 02/21/2013 at 8:55pm by Lionesse

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Simply say, "I would love to, but budget is tight this month. I'm very sorry! Maybe next time, though?" That can't hurt anything, and maybe he'll offer to pay! :) I hope things go better in the future!

#9 - On 02/21/2013 at 9:10pm by leadawg75

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