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Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38858) - you deserved it (2147)

On 02/03/2013 at 7:26pm - money - by :/ (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

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Your mother trusts her boyfriend because she loves him, but she doesn't trust you. It kind of sounds like your mom just told you that she doesn't love you.

#2 - On 02/03/2013 at 9:14pm by laya

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Some people fall head over heels in love. Or just fall on their heads in love. And crack their fucking skulls...in love. Either way.

#3 - On 02/03/2013 at 9:14pm by misspulkadot24

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