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Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
Well, Eustace, I'd say i don't need to fuck you sideways, you already did that yourself.
But hey don't get all bent out of shape about it!
Your other car?
Why aren't you the boss? Or why do you have to work at all? Just sit back and enjoy your many cars, Mr. Howell III.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.