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Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14819) - you deserved it (37494)

On 01/31/2013 at 6:34am - money - by Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace (man) - United States (California)

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Well, Eustace, I'd say i don't need to fuck you sideways, you already did that yourself.
But hey don't get all bent out of shape about it!

#5 - On 01/31/2013 at 12:42pm by Pleonasm

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Your other car?

Why aren't you the boss? Or why do you have to work at all? Just sit back and enjoy your many cars, Mr. Howell III.

#9 - On 01/31/2013 at 12:51pm by perdix

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