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Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15891) - you deserved it (869)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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It really brings my blood to a boil when parents don't give the slightest regards to their children.
OP I hope you warm to the idea of disowning such a careless ice-queen.

#3 - On 12/06/2012 at 2:13am by Pleonasm

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Wow. Sounds like your mother really cares about your well being! I'm so sorry OP! I'm sure you have friends who care more than your mother!

#1 - On 12/06/2012 at 2:11am by badbadkitty

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