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Today, I called Costco to ask them not to renew my membership because of financial problems. The man on the phone spent 30 minutes telling me why I'm a fool to leave and I ended up with a renewed $55 membership and 25 minutes over my minute allowance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5543) - you deserved it (21800)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:47am - money - by iwannaberich - United States (California)

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Your financial problems might have something to do with your apparent inability to tell someone "no".

#3 - On 11/20/2012 at 10:03am by jsfromga

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Seems that maybe the root of your financial issues is that you can't say "no" to people. You're probably a wet dream for telemarketers, OP.

#6 - On 11/20/2012 at 10:04am by kyleekay

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