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Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20006) - you deserved it (2411)

On 11/11/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by youfuckingslut (man) - United States

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What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!

#1 - On 11/11/2012 at 5:09pm by jgaspero

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1-800 choke dat hoe

#9 - On 11/11/2012 at 5:13pm by harrypotter955

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