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Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8405) - you deserved it (28752)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

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What Disney movie do they do this??

#5 - On 10/25/2012 at 3:14am by matthewiverson

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No one is relaxed and easy going now, what happened to the good times were you could have fun without someone complaining?

#1 - On 10/25/2012 at 3:11am by jezane

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