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Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML


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On 08/17/2012 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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You'd think a phone in a pocket would be harder to steal than a phone in a purse, it's a smaller target and closer to your body. I'm sure at least someone had to have been wearing something with pockets.

#2 - On 08/17/2012 at 8:14pm by SneakyCaveman

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This totally ruins the saying: "Mothers know best".

#5 - On 08/17/2012 at 8:16pm by KelseyDaBoyz

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