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Today , someone burgled hotel room. As always , I had locked passport , extra cash , and other valuables in the closet safe , so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf , so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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On 04/19/2012 at 2:24am - money - by Anonymous (man) -

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What hotel did you stay at so I can avoid staying there.

#2 - On 04/19/2012 at 5:55am by icadragoon

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I never noticed that. Better be more careful next time OP

Maybe next time you go to a hotel you can fill the safe up with rocks and bring your valuables with you. You know, just in case :P

#1 - On 04/19/2012 at 5:54am by aisg

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