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Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22579) - you deserved it (6983)

On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

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that blows

#3 - On 03/21/2012 at 7:24pm by gonad_gobbler

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This story makes no cents. I'll bet euro making this up, you filthy lira! That'll get you in truble, and you might get Pounded by a thug named Franc. I will, however, give you full marks for creativity, though.

#14 - On 03/21/2012 at 7:29pm by DocBastard

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