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Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (114) - you deserved it (1381)

On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

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Nice start to the holiday!

#1 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:20am by 1happymummy

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And it's not like you could call the insurance company RIGHT when you saw it.

Or anybody till the plane landed

#4 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:28am by silentbutfunny

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