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Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8421) - you deserved it (21583)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?

#7 - On 02/18/2012 at 8:37pm by The_Creeper

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Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!

#2 - On 02/18/2012 at 8:34pm by philipino

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