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Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20939) - you deserved it (6634)

On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States

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if it was $7 or under and i was behind you, i would have paid for it OP

#6 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:41am by Pentium_4

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It happens to the best of us OP! Sorry :(

#4 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:34am by 123josie123

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