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Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML


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On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

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And cops also go 80 down the road at night without their sirens on. Cops do dangerous and illegal things all the time on the road and since they enforce the laws, no one can stop them. I feel your pain OP

#1 - On 01/05/2012 at 12:49pm by mwrc8man94

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I AM ABOVE THE LAAWW!! **re-gels hair**

#2 - On 01/05/2012 at 12:49pm by cyK0tek

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