Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

#18437830
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (1568)

On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)

santashelper's life also sucks
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got…

Jess also deserved it
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a…

Top comments

Damn what a selfish bitch

#1 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:27pm by superguppy19

See in context

+116 | 3

Are you really going to put up with that crap?

#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:29pm by rainer13

See in context

+62 | 10

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by