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Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (2841)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't pay it..?

#2 - On 08/03/2011 at 6:08am by goldenlocks22

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I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

#9 - On 08/03/2011 at 6:12am by Itsalltoomuch

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