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Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37751) - you deserved it (3552)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

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nobody pays me in gum :(

#3 - On 07/22/2011 at 3:25am by jjice

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And you didn't take it?!?!?

#5 - On 07/22/2011 at 3:25am by knocking

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