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Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29742) - you deserved it (3150)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

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at least they didn't steal your car…

#7 - On 06/02/2011 at 2:57am by guitarbeast

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avoid the ghetto. just...avoid the ghetto.

#13 - On 06/02/2011 at 3:10am by kut19

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