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Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (3149)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules

#2 - On 05/30/2011 at 6:00pm by doyers11

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oh god.. get new roommates...
drive them arround for free? that is just sad.. i am sure they would say if you lost your licence: "sorry, but if i drive for you for free, i will not have enough for the rent"

#1 - On 05/30/2011 at 5:57pm by Keevarou

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