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Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (4270)

On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

ellie's life also sucks
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned…

suzyyy also deserved it
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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It's tough times like these that make you realize your fellow humans are a good source of nutrition...

#17 - On 02/23/2011 at 1:03pm by Triumvirate

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Check out the dumpsters next to your local restaurant. You would not believe what great food you can find there. Just yesterday I found a big burrito. Sure, it was half-eaten and maybe a few days old, but once I got rid off the mold it was really tasty!

#16 - On 02/23/2011 at 1:03pm by Doortje

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