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Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31116) - you deserved it (5401)

On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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It's tough times like these that make you realize your fellow humans are a good source of nutrition...

#17 - On 02/23/2011 at 1:03pm by Triumvirate

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That's evil!! D:

#1 - On 02/23/2011 at 12:52pm by you_failed

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