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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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seriously. our economy is backwards. why the fuck would you apply for assistance when you don't fucking need it.

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 12:59pm by ejejeje

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Hooray for health care!

This is why I'm moving to Canada.

#2 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:01pm by SirRager

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