Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm / United States / Money
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Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P
#5 - On 12/31/2010 at 7:48pm by derpherp
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This is one of those FMLs where I actually feel sorry for OP.
#34 - On 12/31/2010 at 9:54pm by zanguard
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