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Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24881) - you deserved it (5478)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

#5 - On 12/31/2010 at 7:48pm by derpherp

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#13 yea im sure you're ready to punch your mom in the face...

#15 - On 12/31/2010 at 8:15pm by Wazilla

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