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Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (7493)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

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hahaha! You deserve it for thinking she is obliged to get you an expensive present just because you got her an expensive one.

#5 - On 11/24/2010 at 10:04am by marinus

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Christmas is about giving, not getting. Try not to be selfish.

#2 - On 11/24/2010 at 10:02am by jonnyMAGNUM

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