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Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (3475)

On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?

#2 - On 11/06/2010 at 5:51pm by attatood

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I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you.

Now shut the fuck up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.

#13 - On 11/06/2010 at 6:02pm by DocBastard

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