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Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19415) - you deserved it (1747)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Your father doesn't owe your stepfather anything. He owes your mother. But still that sucks. put a few extra candles on his next birthday cake?

#14 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:38pm by ShadowPunkChick

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What a deadbeat.

#1 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:20pm by krushr

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