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Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Well if you've been together for as long a time as you're suggesting, the sex has probably slowed down and/or your boyfriend has discovered that you fake orgasms. You can't blame him for wanting a massive machine that he can turn on with ease, as well as one that he can ride all night long, much like a highway.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.