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Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10213) - you deserved it (54577)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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