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Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9673) - you deserved it (48832)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

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You are too stupid to have a bank account or even money. Please call your bank explaining this and get them to transfer any funds you have left to my account. :-P

#27 - On 08/05/2010 at 10:17am by Jimboom

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you deserve it. pay attention, but unless you have cash you may not be able to afford it now.

#5 - On 08/05/2010 at 10:08am by tygerarmy

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