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Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12332) - you deserved it (31116)

On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Smashing party! ;-)

Next time don't do something you shouldn't have and then you won't find yourself caught short when you try cover it up.

#4 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:21am by Jimboom

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#1 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:14am by dreamer66

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