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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML


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On 07/10/2010 at 8:03am - money - by Ecce (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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£15.80 is better than nothing. :-p

#1 - On 07/10/2010 at 1:17pm by Bizarre_Bianca

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Well, if I've learned anything from MacGyver, £15, a blanket, and some duct tape, will make a pretty sweet hammock...

#13 - On 07/10/2010 at 1:30pm by ArtIsResistance7

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