Today, I invited these acquaintances over to play video games.... - FML

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By Partyof1 - 17/02/2018 12:29 - United States - Council Bluffs

Today, I invited these acquaintances over to play video games. He took off his shoes and foot funk filled the room. He left about 30 minutes later. I aired the room and sprayed air freshener. The smell remained. All bedding had to be washed because his foot funk penetrated the fabric. FML

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