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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing*
Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.

#7 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:07am by Fleur

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sorry but thats real immature of them

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:01am by holynemesis1208

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