Miscellaneous: Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside my condo. I presumed it was a complex maintenance guy working on something. It was a thief using an angle grinder to cut off my bicycle's U-lock. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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BIKES!

By _aPerson_ - 22/04/2016 15:58 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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RavensRule97 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:54

wow thats a lot of effort just to steal a bike

Dudeman277 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:55

Must have been a really ******* nice bike.

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eschreib 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

ahahahahahahaha sucks

RavensRule97 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:54

wow thats a lot of effort just to steal a bike

QJDynamite 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:08

You'd think it'd be easier just to buy one at Wal-Mart or something!

Dudeman277 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:55

Must have been a really ******* nice bike.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

Who are you, Lance Armstrong?

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:01

Oh man, I'm sorry. @#5 WTF? People ride their bikes places still. Or to work out, like... regular people? Especially if this person's a student.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:03

#6 - I know. I made that comment referring to the fact that someone stole Lance Armstrong's bike a little while ago when he left it out in the open. The bike was one of a kind. I thought of it when #4 said "Must have been a really ******* nice bike." Poor attempt at humor though, I suppose >.>

xClarkGable 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:06

hahaha. That's too bad.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:10

Wow. That's balls. Might as well wear neon yellow, and hold a sign that says "I steal bikes".

ryan__h 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:11

That's stupid of the thief because that would (and did) bring a lot of attention to himself. I guess not if it was a rural area. Did you catch him? Edit:#9 got it first

ilovemycats 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:16

This is why everybody knows to keep their bicycles INSIDE.

QJDynamite 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:09

Really? I've only seen bikes kept indoors when people have garages? What about college students? Or people living in apartments with no personal garage? Maybe OP has no choice but to keep it outdoors.