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Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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i guess pracriced is the new word for terrible practice

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:06am by Serial

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If you told your teacher how long you really practiced, it may have impressed her that you worked so hard.

But, no, you didn't.

#5 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:30am by WhoaNelly

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