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Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13157) - you deserved it (38584)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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