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Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37910) - you deserved it (9307)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

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"Today, my mom had a sense of humor, and I didn't. FML"

#3 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:14pm by Drk

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That's a little mean O.o
So it's kinda funny from someone else point of view.
Although hopefully instead of being nervous, you were just annoyed at her.
So at least she took your attention away from your nerves for a bit x]

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:10pm by d00d_c0m3_0n

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