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Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:11pm by maryann_massacre

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How did you put the car into drive while in that position?!

.. I hope you failed your test after that.

#6 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:12pm by anonymeux

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