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Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48725) - you deserved it (9390)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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