Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML
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Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I met my partner’s parents wearing my favorite hoodie to look casual-cool. As I stood to shake hands, the hem caught on a chair and ripped in a loud, dramatic seam that sounded like a trumpet. Silence, then his Mom said, “She's a character!” FML
Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML
Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I attempted to compliment a stranger’s sweater by saying, "Wow, that looks cozy!" However, I said it way louder than intended, and they thought I was mocking them. I’ve never seen someone put on a jacket so fast. FML
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katiekaite 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D
Silhouette_fml 0
Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.
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Comments (134)
katiekaite 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D
b182link 0
isn't coral like a pinkish color?
xoxolovemexoxo 0
111 yess
BauerMegan 31
I definitely thought this was going to be a penis related FML.
izzie321 27
I'm pretty sure he only said Coral so he didn't sound like an idiot saying he got a pink sweatshirt not expecting it to be meant for girls.
darronlee 0
Reading is fundamental.
danza_fml 0
i agree with your girlfriend, that's hot :P
lextrack234 4
hahah
alex_vik 0
You failed to realize you were in the women's section? YDI
Silhouette_fml 0
Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.
ben20262 7
coral? you mean pink?
mrshadattack 0
Amazingly hysterical! :D
Jimboom 11
Ha ha! Pwned by your girlfried. :P
dz_zb 0
HAHAHA ohhhhh that's a good one :D thank you for putting something worth reading on FML =)
cbrown89 0
seriously...coral color? how'd she manage to convince you it was hot? If I could convince my boyfriend coral was a hot color...oh man.... ;)
ben26_fml 0
ummm since i dont even know what color "coral" is, i would have known it wasnt for me and how do you not look at the whole sweatshirt front/back before you buy it, and even after to make sure you get all the tags. if you failed to see all these signs then you are a moron.
geekemo92 0
it's a pink color.
piie 0
agreed. you are a complete idiot. first of all you let your girlfriend convinse you that wearing pink is hot. second of all you did not even bother to fully look at the swaetshirt you were buying. you might want to go look at the rest of your clothes and see what's on the back of them.
skye_tbfh 18
you're calling him an idiot but you can't even spell "CONVINCE" LOL