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Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83397) - you deserved it (10474)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

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