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Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

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#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:57am by shani__

Lol! I wouldn't split 500$ either. Okay, think of it this way, you lost 10$, he would've lost 250$.


:)

Ugh and #1 copied my earlier post on a different FML...

#3 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:58am by xsweetlysour

jerkkkkkk ):

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:58am by ThatScaryKidd

YDI for being a weakling.

#5 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:00am by madbadsad

mm splitting 500 is a bit different but its still poor form of him.

#6 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:01am by team49

That's retarded. And it seems too good to be true.

#7 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:02am by boomBOOMshake

"friend"? fuck that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.

#8 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:02am by kissothis

Not even 10 bucks? D:

#9 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:04am by I_love_BOAD

@9 Exactly, I would've at least given the $10 back, I mean $490 is just the same as $500

#168 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:13pm by tobyraza

What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.

#10 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:05am by Alex_DeLarge

WTF. Kick his ass man.

#11 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:06am by nom_nom_nom

what a dick, did you punch his lights out?

#12 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:07am by mrcarmine

How far away did he drive you??? Good God, I find it extraordinarily hard to believe that the gas it took to get there was worth 10 bucks. I drive an Explorer who gets 22 miles to the gallon, so let's think about this. If he drove you 22 miles away (which is again, hard to believe thats how far you went) then really, all you owed him was $1.79 (which is how much gas is here in my part of NY) or $3.58 if it was 22 miles each way. Again, preposterous.

He was just being a fucking asshole when he demanded 10 bucks. Shitty friend. Ditch him.

#13 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:09am by July19

lmao lmao;; as I was reading ur comment u sound so professional then u randomly start swearing XD btw I agree ^

#169 - On 03/11/2010 at 9:56pm by malinbobbyypho

asshole. but can you blame him?

#14 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:09am by zouss

I hate hypocrites!
I would be pissed.

#15 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:10am by Nefaith

he shouldve payed you 10 bucks

#16 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:11am by meozeren

#13 Wiser words were never spoken. But punch him in the face first... then ditch him

#17 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:12am by ashjosjd13

What an awful friend. He sucks for charging you 10 dollars on what was probably not more than a 1-5 mile trip, and he also sucks for throwing a fit over 10 dollars. He also sucks for being a jealous prick. Ditch him.

#18 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:14am by audiogasmic

#10 is right...anyone who is going to bitch and moan about ten bucks is probably someone who you want to avoid..and someone who needs an ass-kicking.

#19 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:14am by goathumpy

Well he owe's you at least $10, for sure.
Sounds like he has no conscience... I couldn't live with myself if I won $500 with someone else's money and then didn't split it!!!

#20 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:15am by so_me

That's fucked up.
Call his mother and inform her about his behavior.

#21 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:15am by Get_Naykid

I wouldn't expect a guy to split $500. Ten bucks isn't too much, but there is no way a friend would give you $250.

#22 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:17am by 420hiadventurer

wow, you're friend is a douche, I'd be plotting a way to get back at him, not because the money is uber important, but for the principle of it. It has nothing to do with the separate values (10 VS 250) because it shouldn't matter because with out that initial 10, he wouldn't have won anyways...

at the least he should have either offered you your 10 back

#23 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:18am by Dave0

#3
sorry, i didnt knwo you did it..
now i feel like a copy cat >.

#24 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:21am by shani__

lolololol

#25 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:22am by phil2k9

#13 good job.
dude he needs to give u at least 20, just for being a horrible dick friend.
sorry you have a bad friend, ditch him, he now has enough money to buy his friends.

sry :(

#26 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:22am by mfed1120

wow what a dickwad.

#27 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:25am by dancercuity922

That's so silly!

#28 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:27am by becky_becks

Your friend = tool.

:(

#29 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:28am by jSOPURE

#3: The dollar sign goes before the number!

#30 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:31am by doctorskully

Do you still think of him as your friend?

#31 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:38am by csigabajnok

What a fucking cunt... get rid of him!

#32 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:41am by itsTiffany

It's money he didn't have before, so really giving you $250 isn't that unreasonable. He wouldn't have anything if you hadn't given him the $10 in the first place. He should have at least given you something, or treated you to lunch.

He really isn't that great of a friend, given what everybody else is saying about how he whined about $10.

#33 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:42am by wink568

At least have him give you the $10 back....

#34 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:43am by allstarplayer324

Dude, he bought the thing with some of YOUR winnings - I would hit the roof over that part alone, even without stopping to think over the hypocrisy and overall shittiness of this dickwad you call a friend. He should have given you SOMETHING. Hell, least he could do was give you your ten back!

Anyway, if he was having so much trouble paying for petrol, he should be spending his cash at the station and not on fucking scratchies. Asswipe.

... Sorry. I had a 'best mate' who stooged me fucking hardcore when it came to cash. Touchy subject :P

#35 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:45am by judgeymcjudge

what a fucking mooch. rob him.

he is a terrible friend for bullying the ten dollars out of you, an idiot for blowing that on scratch offs after being a prick to get the money, and a complete asshole for not giving you the initial 10 back that he took from you to win that.

rob him.

#36 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:46am by guitardedman

If he's going to bitch about $10, what makes you think he's going to willingly hand over $250? =/

People are assholes. Now you know, and you'll know who to trust with money in the future.

#37 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:46am by deliciouskaek

If it actually cost 10 dollars in gas to get there, then you have no argument.

#38 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:46am by awalkb

hahah #21, what are we, 12?

It's 250 you didn't have, and now you know the cost of this friendship, he'll trade you up for 250... dump him

#39 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:51am by fmlfyl

he shouldve given you at least the 10$..what a "friend"

#40 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:51am by Bryan_Z

Pft, I would have MADE him at least give you the $10 back, heck $50 would be cool if he was a real friend.

#41 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:52am by ammali

Maybe I didn't understand this one right, but unless his car has horrible gas mileage or unless you drove 100 miles to get this lottery ticket, he did not spend anywhere close to $10 in gas to drive you there.

#42 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:56am by mpdude8

your friend is a jerk

i would have given my friend $100 if that was the case

#43 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:00am by RJ1817

Why should he split it? You owed him for petrol, he technically doesn't owe you anything. If you were in his position I bet you wouldn't have split either.

#44 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:07am by eliz3

I'm not trying to be a bitch, but I wouldn't spilt my winnings with my friend, especially if I'm strapped for cash. But on the other hand, I wouldn't charge my friend for gas money...unless we were going pretty far and it was pre-arranged. Sorry about your luck man!

#45 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:08am by Stay_beautiful

hahahahaha

#46 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:16am by fillmyheart028

Find yourself another friend.

#47 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:18am by jonnymohio

Bitchslap him unconscious then take the cash and run :)

#48 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:20am by SpaceMonkeh

He should at least have given you your $10 back. Then maybe another $10 because if you had never decided to split it, he would never have won it.

#49 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:25am by quesoesbueno59

it's your fault for splitting your winnings with him in the first place. i doubt it cost $10 to drive to wherever you were. ydi..

#50 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:27am by beachgal

He didn't ask for $10 because that is the cost of the gas, but because the gas was worth something compared to the $1 or whatever to buy the ticket. Then the $10 was all his, and he bought a ticket and won, so the proceeds are all his.

Nice to see all the low-lifes here that the chance for chisel $250 of someone else's money is more important than a friendship.

#51 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:29am by I_am_stupid_also

Did he at least pay you back your $10?

#52 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:41am by uncommonlyjulz

lol i'd split anything i win if my friends were with me. it'll make everyone happy

#53 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:46am by jayfx

obviously not a good friend. at the very least he could have bought you a free lunch with the 500 or something.

#54 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:48am by njhockey

Whatever he buys, either take it or fuck it up. You know you want to.

#55 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:49am by funkycloud7137

I hope he's not your friend anymore. What a douche. Everyone who is saying that he had a valid reason to demand money out of you but you didn't is also a douche. He basically guilt tripped you into giving him money that he didn't deserve because he's a jealous bitch, then used your money, which he wouldn't have had if he hadn't bullied it out of you, to win.

#56 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:53am by crowdish

#13 you're forgetting ignition costs. Rule of thumb each ignition consumes about 15 minutes worth of highway driving. 65 miles in an hour (65 mph, stated highway speed) would consume about 3 gallons worth of fuel for a 22mpg vehicle, a fourth of that would be .75 gallons, or $1.34.

So it'd be $1.34 in addition to the $1.79 of gas consumed in transit, = $3.13. Which is still insignificant.

Conclusion: Your friend's a douchebag. Shouldn't have charged you for gas, but if necessary, should have give you a token amount of winnings, at LEAST $10 back.

People who analyze this shit and say you had to pay him for gas but he had no reason to pay you are looking at this from a business perspective. This is such an American attitude, I strongly suspect that in Europe and Latin America friends aren't such tight-asses with one-another.

#57 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:55am by Vinatierri

what a piece of shit "friend":

#58 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:05pm by yeahreally

I don't get why people ask questions on here. It's not like they're going to get answered?
But dude. Your best friend is a douche.
Do something to him that will cost him $510.
Karma Is a bitch:)

#59 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:13pm by schnazzy_steph

#57 something about that is very flawed. You really think it takes three-quarters of a gallon to start 22mpg engine? That's a ridiculous amount of fuel, there's no way that's even close to realistic. If it were, I could fill my tank, go out to my car and start it then turn it back off about 25 times, without driving anywhere, and be out of gas. I start my car way more than 25 times between fill-ups, and put a few hundred miles on it just for good measure.

#60 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:14pm by sharpie36

#57 lol you're a moron. #60 owned you with logic.

As for the OP, steal it. All 500. Then, you get 500 bucks and you lose a shitty friend. Win/Win for you!

Unless your goal was ONLY to buy yourself a scratch and win ticket, he shouldn't have charged you 10 bucks. That right there is enough to show he's a bad friend.

#62 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:20pm by Seegtease

#57 - It's a couple of minutes at most, according to cartalk. If it were even that much, hybrid cars would not turn off the engine at a stop light.

#63 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:21pm by I_am_stupid_also

YDI for having shit friends. get better friends next time and dont just buddy up with any old loser.

#64 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:22pm by organisedchaos

That kind of shit makes me so mad. Your friend is an asshole.

#65 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:23pm by philadelphianus

lmfaooo

i wouldn't split the money either
theres a difference between giving up 10 dollars and 250 :D

screw himm :)

#66 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:32pm by andy

I hope your 'friend' is a 'former friend'

#67 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:33pm by everythingtold

That's kind of crappy. He should have at least given you $10!

#68 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:33pm by blapimp182

what a fucking douche!
slash his tires!

#69 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:36pm by sugarspyce

10 dollars in gas money? how freaking far did he have to drive to get you to the store?

#70 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:48pm by erogers2687

#60, touche sir. My friend's very well-versed on autos and I took him at his word on the 15min thing, but I readily see your logic. #62, no need to be a vindictive ass about it.

#71 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:55pm by Vinatierri

I would have never split. If you didnt win, would you still have needed to pay him $10?

Man up.

#73 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:08pm by NoirBlancCouture

lmao sorry but this made me laugh.. you're a sucker for givin him the money in the first place.. a "friend" shouldnt have to be repaid for drivin you somewhere..

#74 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:10pm by rihannafan1088

see thats the problem with people. when good things happen to you they want part of it, but when good things happen to them they are greedy and want it all for themselves. i cut out all of those kinds of people from my life a few years ago thank god. people need to learn to do the right things now and again

#75 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:12pm by komuch

People that complain about gas money when you are going less than 100 miles suck at life anyway. I think this your fault for having shitty friends.

#76 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:17pm by P6D0T9

#30: I am aware that the dollar sign goes before the number. I just like it better when it's after...since this isn't a formal document or anything of that sort. It just looks cooler and it's unique. I'm sorry I'm not a conformist...lol
:)

:|

:(

#77 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:17pm by xsweetlysour

So? Why should he? He drove, right? That's why he made you split yours. Why should he split his, then?

#78 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:33pm by Amkii

gave you a YDI for not standing up for yourself and demanding the $10 back. I could understand if he asked for gas money for a long road trip or if you called and specifically asked to be taken somewhere, but this sounds like the two of you were hanging out anyway.

#79 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:41pm by 56578

#76, agreed. unless you're going on a big trip somewhere, you shouldn't worry about charging your passengers for gas. i trust that when i have to drive my friends around, they'll drive me around one day, and it'll all even out. makes it a lot less stressful and prevents stupid arguments

#80 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:43pm by mpdude8

He should've just given you back the $10 you gave him from what you won, and kept his $500. That would've been fair.

#81 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:48pm by sforzare

what a dick. but, if you won $500, would you split it with your friends if they didn't need it?

although, i agree that he shouldn't have charged you THAT much for gas. maybe you can leech this money off him by asking him to buy various things for you :P

#82 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:49pm by QiScorpion

that sucks dude.

#83 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:58pm by Edge578

What #10 said.

You need better taste in friends.

#84 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:58pm by McLaughlane

That's not really someone you can call a friend. He could have least of returned the $10 to you. Would he have charged you gas money had you not won in the first place? Friends do things for one another without tallying. >.

#85 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:05pm by centauri2002

what a fucking asshole.

#86 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:06pm by trevor51590

You shold have been more careful, put a clause "if you win we split" or something...

#87 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:07pm by Zic

Wow, it's sad enough that you're friend was shitty enough to do that, but pretty lame there's people here that think his friend was in the right.

I drive my friends places all the time, and vice versa, and the only time it's really OK to ask for gas money in my opinion is if you're going there JUST for them rather than going somewhere together, and it's a long way, like, over $10 - $20.

Your friend would't have asked for the $10 if you hadn't won presumably, and therefor wouldn't have got that scratch off in the first place, so he really should've halved his winnings with you. I guess the $250 is more important to him than your friendship, and at least now you know what a jerk he is.

#88 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:14pm by mobius8

kick his ass... seriously that guys is the biggest prick

....or damage his car at least 500 dollars worth :-)

#89 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:20pm by lifegrdlover

I am with you #89... Your friend is a prick. I'd at least make him give you the cost of the ticket back. That is at least fair.

#90 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:23pm by DankJemo

he should have atleast given back the ten dollars that you split with him. Other wises hes clearly not that good of a friend.

#91 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:25pm by _FACKMYLIFE_

I'm glad so many people are mad at your friend. I wouldn't expect him to pay you anything and at most the $10 back that you initially gave him. What happens if he didn't win? Would you expect him to pay $250.00 out of it? I don't think so. Or if you won $500 to start would you expect to pay your friend $250 for gas charges? The fact of the matter is if your friend is the primary driver than you should feel obligated to help pay for the gas. He needs his license, insurance and gas to drive around. I wouldn't expect my friends to ask for gas money but I also wouldn't bitch if they did. Now with that $10 for gas money he had disposable income to buy his own ticket. He won $500.00 on it. What happens if he lost or never bought a ticket? You wouldn't be upset because you'd have nothing to gain. I'd say re-evaluate your friendship, however, I think the OP would be a douche to dissolve the friendship over this since by all accounts it's your friends money. However, if the friend and you drive equally to places then the $10 is rightfully owed to you since you're not taking any more of his gas than he is of yours when you drive. But the $500 is really a moot point. Chances were that he'd lose the money on a ticket or never buy a ticket to begin with and you OP would have no room to bitch or moan that he didn't reciprocate back with 50% of his earnings. Would be nice if he gave you some but don't expect it and unfortunately you expected to get paid for doing nothing...

#92 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:25pm by nomadxx7

fuck that kick him in the balls and jack the ticket from him

#93 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:27pm by thepunisher

damn he shulda at least give u the bucks u gave him, maybe not split cuz thats a lot but still something

#94 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:41pm by thrawg

You're retarded for giving him the money. He didn't make compensation arrangements prior to you winning. You won, he saw his chance, and you fell for it. You deserve this one. Get a new friend.

#95 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:46pm by heegemcgee

that's a bad friend.

#96 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:19pm by SarahBabyCakes05

Never mix friends/family and money.

#97 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:23pm by Wonka

he should've at least paid you back the ten...

#98 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm by cbrown89

You should have kicked him in his Genitala.

#99 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm by QJD

He's such a twat! Sorry dude. Karma is a beautiful thing, sit back and marvel in it's glory soon! Easy money goes away just as easily! Ditch him, he aint a friend!

#100 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:48pm by tWitt3rBuG

pfff what an ass. you should just steal it from him. or steal things from his house. :D

#101 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:07pm by mon_e_mons

beat his ass

#102 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:23pm by iknowyou

lol.... "friend"

thats not your friend dude... but the moment you gave up the 10 bucks for the gas, you lost the rights over it...

but if a freakin cunt ass bitch try to charge me for a god damn ride because i won 20 bucks, i'd kick him in the crotch...

#103 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:27pm by ridiculous_gnome

I don't get why people post like 7 paragraph long messages.
People stop reading eventually. FYI :)

#104 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:27pm by schnazzy_steph

What a douche. You should mess with his car just enough to make him have to use the $500 to fix it.

#105 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:30pm by deathproof

wtf???? he shouldve at LEAST given u 10 bucks back... some friend.. hahah 105 is right!

#107 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:33pm by average_girl

take him to court haha

#108 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:37pm by asg11386

I call bullshit.

#109 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:47pm by PhillieFANatic9

He could've at least given you the $10 back. Sucks to be you.

#110 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:54pm by 000001

Kick his ass....

#111 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:06pm by sawdy

that's fucked

#112 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:08pm by twistoffate89

If your "friend" didn't make any prior arrangements with you, he has no business demanding a portion of your winnings. I'd suggest finding a new friend.

#113 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:14pm by cthulhu1138

#71, sure there is. I hate know-it-alls. Especially when they are wrong.

#114 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:39pm by Seegtease

I wouldn't hang out with him any more if I were you. That's just rude. Anyone who will hit you up for gas money for driving to the freaking Quick Stop is a selfish jerk anyway.

#115 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:54pm by FreedomFirst

He could of at lease paid back your $10

#116 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:19pm by tab_ga1990

Ill answer some questions. BTW these comments are hilarious.. haha.

No, im no longer friends with the toolbag.

I gave him 10 bucks cause the douche would not shut up, and he only drove me about a mile. I paid 1 dollar for my scratch off so i didnt really mind. I had only known him for around a month.

I didnt even get my 10 bucks back. Remember without my money, he wouldnt have won at all.

#117 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:23pm by AJShow80

#13, the friend could have been asking for $10 not just for gas money for when THEY were riding but for when he needs gas in the future. Either way i still agree with the whole "his friend is a douche" statement.

#118 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:24pm by timberM618

Heh, reminds me of something that happened to me once. I bought a pack of trading cards, and my friend made me buy one for her too, since her birthday was coming up. I got all bad cards, and she got the rarest card in the game, worth over $100.
Ssure, it's unfair, but, alas, that's what you get for being generous. At least you should make him buy you a beer or something. Just try not to be too bitter about it.

#119 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:44pm by Hlessirah

Wow. You're dumb for having a friend that's that big of a douche. Wtf, like it actually cost 10 dollars to drive to some gas station? and then he won't give you anything when he wins $500??? what an asswipe, i would have been pissed.

#120 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:07pm by Tick

arent friends the best its just 20 bucks too big whoop

#121 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:16pm by Will09

haha. you have a nice friend.
i would have given you $200
sorry : )

#122 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:16pm by beccalee95

I'm betting this is the kind of friend that would try to ditch him at the convenience store if he refused to split the $20 with him. Anyway, OP's friend is a prick simply by not reimbursing him for the ten bucks he used to win such a big payout.

This also reminds me why I almost never loan anyone money. They ALWAYS try to make an excuse as to why they shouldn't have to pay me back, even after they said they would.

#123 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:20pm by Nakedsquirrel

I'd sue him. Who cares if you win, at least you'll piss him off.

#124 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:37pm by NorfolkDude

You could have used the same argument that he used against you to get a 50/50 split. If you did not give half of your cut to him, then he wouldn't have won that 500 bucks. That or do what #89 because this friend does not look like a keeper.

#125 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:59pm by stonerchu

your friends an ass hole

#126 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:27pm by csrsc11

The least he could do is give you back the $10, at any rate...jeez.

#127 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:51pm by l33tm0nk3y

What an ass. If it was me I would have taken it all because he used your money to pay for the ticket.

#128 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:27pm by Fml37

asshole! he could have given you your $10 back AT LEAST. since you did win it, even if he drove you. when friends drive you places, you shouldn't need to pay them back every time unless they're in a financially horrible situation (in which case they shouldn't be driving you anyway).

#129 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:06pm by melh2o

well you should at least get the $10 that you split with him back

#130 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:17pm by crystalc0la

he should at least take you to dinner or something.. or give you the $10 back. whatta friend.

#132 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:55am by its_me

@104: Some people (me) have absolutely nothing more worthwhile to do than read all 132 comments at 2 in the morning. Never make generalizations to a large group of people about that same group of people. Someone will always disagree with you.

@OP: that sucks. All the people that say you shouldn't expect him to give you anything really need to reevaluate their goals in life. Money isn't the only thing in the world. Endangering a friendship by refusing to split large sums of money you wouldn't have had without the friendship is stupid and selfish. morals, people, morals....

#133 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:59am by PsychoX

@133 ME TOO! (and i agree completely!!)

#134 - On 04/14/2009 at 3:59am by ThisIsWhyImScott

Maybe you should have bought more scratchers and won a million dollars. That would have showed him.

In fact, you should spend all of your money on lottery tickets. The state needs people like you willing to buy into the lottery.

#135 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:23am by thugbert

If you've never had to split for gas before, he was just being a jerk.
He really had no reason to split himself, but you should have just kept your money.

#136 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:30am by _mcs_

I no longer talk to him :)

#137 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:35am by AJShow80

You got played for a fool.

#138 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:14am by ditlihi

You have sh*t friends.

#139 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:32am by Beeebop

Just steal whatever he buys with it. jk.

I agree with #13

#140 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:29am by ShamCross

Sounds like it's time to find a new friend cause yours is obviously a douche bag

#141 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:32am by Jennifer83

#37 is right.
you're friend is a douche bag
like honestly he's the biggest jerk i've ever met - i mean heard about =P

#142 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:40pm by theoldGP

Shitty friend. If me or a friend won such amount of cash, we'd go party on the money won, not bicker about it.

#143 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:26pm by hatfrog

10 dollars for gas? How far was this gas station? And it was YOUR Jackpot winnings that allowed him to get the ticket, you should at least get like 100 bucks. Seriously, he didn't have 500 bucks to begin with, what's 100 dollars off of money he didn't even have to earn? ... And wasn't he suppose to spend it on gas anyway?! Man, your friend is a douche! I had a friend who ask me to go with her to babysit because she was scared, and when she got paid she wasn't even going to give me any money.. AND I HAD DROVE HER THERE. I didn't let that crap fly, I got 20 dollars from it.

#144 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:48pm by Osakhomen

Wow that guy's a douche bag



i woulda punched him in the balls



:) lol

#145 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:42pm by FrankyG94

#142
did you seriously read like all those comments.
no life. and wow. why would you split 20 dollars.
dumbass.

#146 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:12pm by zectni

funny #142 its ironic cause you read them too, and now your back again reading this;
oh and your friends a jerk for making you split barely any money and then ripping u off, call him an ass for me

#147 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:21pm by uhavnoidea

wow. this is one of those FML's where someone deserves a crack in the face.

#148 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:30pm by WildBill1337

i feel like he shouldn't be your friend

#149 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:59am by propelks09

Get rid of that friend. He was pissed because you won 20 dollars? What kind of crackpot retard is he? You should've slapped him in the face for coming up with such a stupid excuse to split it.

#150 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:49pm by takran

Hahaa, this made my day.

#151 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:32am by nobodyno

Beat his ass and take it

#152 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:10pm by LoOnE

1. you should have made him give you back the $10
2. what kind of magical lotto is this? where everyone is a winner..

#153 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:55pm by fmlnem

time to get new friends

#154 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:11pm by mengy

I don't see why he asked you to split the 20 unless you guys drove out -specifically- to get a scratch card. And he's a greasy bastard regardless for not giving you at least a bit of his winnings. He might not have won that sweet 500 if it weren't for you.

#156 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:58am by switchblade_baby

Murder. Or steal shit from his house next time your there as collateral.

#157 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:08pm by Cfreeze

You didn't "split" your winnings - you merely gave him 10 bucks to cover gas. Had you won $500, I doubt your friend would have demanded $250 because he drove you there...

#158 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:47pm by 4lives

wow, what a douche I woulda bitched for at least 100$!

#159 - On 04/24/2009 at 1:51am by gaaralee1234

Wow what a bitch. Well, look on the three-worded upside: "PAYBACK'S A BITCH."

#160 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:21am by irunintodoorways

Haha. If I was him I would have given you your tenner back, but that's it :P

#161 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:03pm by staceybby

That's just rude and unlucky

#162 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:23pm by Domd

If he made you split your $20 and won $500, he should have at least given you the ten back. After your altercations I would've just stolen the scratcher, cashed it in myself, and after taking as much of that $500 as you wanted, giving whatever's left to your "buddy" as a measure of the value of your friendship.

Since he didn't split it, I would really laugh if he goes and spends it on a PS3 or something instead of banking it

#163 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:36pm by Literacy

wat a dick friend. smash him

#164 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:35am by pinelotiile

What a jack ass go get a job show em u dont care # 48thats retarted

#165 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:47pm by crazygirl13

I wouldn't be friends with the prick. What a douche!

#166 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:33am by Allybudda

f**k your 'friend'!

#167 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:27pm by jackpaice

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