Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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kissothis 6
"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.
Alex_DeLarge 0
What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.
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Comments (216)
shani__ 0
ha! oh no! Just steal it and be all "I get half of it because it was half of my winnings" I'll annoy people by saying.... FIRST!
tobyraza 0
It has to be one car with a horrible MPG to get there. $10 worth of gas could get you around 80 - 90 miles.
FuckingRednecks 3
Cut the bitch.
xsweetlysour 0
Lol! I wouldn't split 500$ either. Okay, think of it this way, you lost 10$, he would've lost 250$. :) Ugh and #1 copied my earlier post on a different FML...
xander2347 0
he couldve at least given u ur 10 back...
gntfmlingnow 12
kick his ass
Stryker78cRS 15
What did #1 say
ThatScaryKidd 0
jerkkkkkk ):
madbadsad 0
YDI for being a weakling.
angrymexican 8
that makes no sense
team49 0
mm splitting 500 is a bit different but its still poor form of him.
boomBOOMshake 0
That's retarded. And it seems too good to be true.
kissothis 6
"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.
I_love_BOAD 0
Not even 10 bucks? D:
tobyraza 0
@9 Exactly, I would've at least given the $10 back, I mean $490 is just the same as $500
yake12 0
actually number 168 490 is quite different than 500.. in fact they only share one common number... plus 490 is $10 less than 500... and also 490 is not as good as 500 because it is less
corbincorbin 0
but it's close enough
mrfuzzywiggles 11
Your a fag
Alex_DeLarge 0
What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.
babe7260 30
Forever!!!!!
nom_nom_nom 0
WTF. Kick his ass man.