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Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (14258)

On 04/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by imbx (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I fucking hate little kids

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:02am by JBiz

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put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

#3 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:02am by Serial

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